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Day was for play and night just for sleeping...

So... you guys don't particularly care for weddings. Understood.

Let's jump into this week's topic

What The #@%*$!: Pleasures of Cursing

Everyone's got a favorite less-than-acceptable- word or phrase which they let lose from their lips in moments of joy, annoyance, anger, ecstasy, etc. Shit, even if it's not an honest swear, if it's something you use in the place of one--we'll call them Diet Swears--let 'er rip. You know I have no problem going first on this one. I'll even supply short explanations, because I'm that kind of guy.

1. Mufucka - Just too versatile, too fluid, too good
2. "Whatever the fuck ever" - A good response to hearing something absurd
3. "Fuck that shit" - A refusal to something that may endanger body, soul or G
4. Darnit - If I really hurt myself doing something and try to hold the pain in
5. "Ho ass bitch" - Non-gender specific; assigned to chumps of all races, sexes and creeds
6. Fuckery - A new classic; In the same family as: boondoggle, debacle or fiasco
7. Hoetry - A special from a friend; A lighter version of fuckery
8. "Fuck n****s"- A term of disgust or contempt for chumps. See also: Ho ass bitch

No bitchassness, friends. Throw down.

If I leave here tomorrow...

You know what the business be.

The Etymology of Annoying: Peoples' Edition

1. Do you speak Indian?

2. "Natch" as an abbreviation for "naturally"
3. Affected accents (i.e. when Madonna became British)
4. "No?!"
5. Cool beans
6. "That person flicked me off!" UGH, it's FLIPPED; they FLIPPED you the bird, not flicked!
7. Make love. It's always skeezed me out for some reason
8. "Dat's wassup." (no, "dat" isn't and, probably won't ever be, what's up)
9. "Yeah, but nah..." (as a response/transitional phrase - probably a more southern thing)
10. "I know, right?"

And in the spirit of the recent hitching of my buds, the theme for this week...

Broom Jumping: Wedding Pleasures

1. Hearing good vows
2. Being around old friends and being able to pick up right where you left off
3. It being perfectly OK to double-fist drinks
4. It being hard to be "that drunk guy"

5. Flirting with quite seeming like a scumbag

Throw down or forever hold your peace.

Don't make me wash my hands...

Here, dear friends, is the Peoples' Edition of Bright College Years. Since people were rather spirited in their responses, I've decided to include more than usual. Enjoy.

Bright College Years: The Peoples' Edition

1. CHEAP beer and booze (If I have to pay over $5 for a drink, I'm all "WTF?")
2. Football season and the requisite tailgates
3. Heckling at sporting events for free
4. The weekend starts on Thursday
5. Theme parties
6. Befriending Professors you truly like
7. Between class naps (a throwback from kindergarten)
8. Toads: The sketchiest place on earth

9. Booty calls over AIM
10. BOXED WINE

11. 3 am hook-ups between orgo sets
12. Waking up at the crack of noon
13. BASEMENT PARTIES!!!!!!!
14. Three square meals a day (without the felony)
15. $700 lasting you a semester
16. Ramen Noodles
17. Free condoms at the student government building
18. Having other people do your work for you and turning it in as a "group project"
19. Waking up at 9am on Saturday to the sound of a keg, a bubbler, and ESPN questioning, "Who is Kevin Smith?"
20. The first time you see two females kiss in person
21. WALK OF SHAME

22. Student employment jobs paying ridiculous amounts per hour for doing relatively little
23. Dressing skanky for Halloween without persecution
24. Sweatpants as acceptable clothing choices
25. Free unlimited abortions (never used, but the security was reassuring for my Christian guilt.)
26. 5 hour lunches involving breakfast lunch dinner crossover
27. "I drank too much last night" being a legitimate excuse for just about anything
28. Useless required classes that are easy As
29. Naps on the window seat, above the heater
30. Sleeping with my friend's architecture TA
31. WGNs ( You either know or you don't)

Now for this week's theme...

The Etymology of Annoying

1. Irregardless
2. I could care less
3. Sketchy
4. Too bad (This one's more Yale-centric)
5. "Definately"
6. Conversate

Everybody's got a word or phrase or saying that really chaps their ass. Throw down.